roachpatrol:

ceescedasticity:

fallingivy:

Why would you turn the princess into a swan though. Don’t you realize how terrifying swans are? Don’t you realize they can break your neck with their wings? Have you seen an angry swan? People have suffered severe injuries from swan attacks and you want to turn your captive princess into a bone-breaking rage machine? Are you sure of what you are doing, sir?

And what about the story where the twelve princes get turned into swans? TWELVE.

honestly a kingdom with twelve angry, sentient royal swans wouldn’t even need an army. if i were the king and my twelve sons were turned into swans and the witch was like ‘nyeh heh heh now pay me for the countercurse’ i’d just be like ‘nah’