Surprisingly Civil

yourplayersaidwhat:

So a bit of context. This is a group of new hires from work getting together for the first time to play so no one has really any idea what the other’s playstyle was. We ended up having a party of five consisting of a halfling fighter, human druid, a viking styled human barbarian, a young wood elf monk that had no right to be drinking at his age, and a robed and hooded lizardfolk rogue [myself].

This is what happened the first time the group ended up staying at an inn.

Barkeep[GM]: What will you guys be having?

Young monk: I’ll have a tankard of ale.

Viking: I’ll have ten tankards!

Druid: I’ll have a bottle of liqueur.

The conversation devolved as the barkeep got distracted before getting back to business.

Barkeep[DM]: So, will you be needing rooms for the night?

Young Monk: One room please! 

As the group discusses who would sleep where in the room, the lizardfolk quietly slides the barkeep 5 silver.

Rogue Lizard: One room please.

Barkeep[DM]: I completely understand

Young monk[OOC]: I just need to meditate so I won’t need the bed

Viking[OOC]: I’ll just sleep on the floor

Druid[OOC]: I’ll sleep under the bed

Halfling[OOC]: I’ll sleep in the corner

Rogue Lizard[OOC]: Bed of course

DM: Congratulations, the lizardfolk is the most civilized of the party.

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