“Roll a… Constitution Check”

yourplayersaidwhat:

DM: *roleplaying a quirky old farmer* You want some of my homemade cornbread??

Vaughun (Goliath bloodhunter): Yeah sure, I love cornbread! *mimes eating the snack and swallowing*

DM: Okay, I’m gonna need you to roll a constitution check.

Vaughun: What? Why? *has a sudden realization* OH MY GOD IS THIS CORNBREAD LACED? DID YOU JUST GIVE ME WEED CORNBREAD???

DM: ‘feygrass’ cornbread. And you did this to yourself.

The rest of the party: *losing their minds*