“uggh I can’t believe people are horny for Venom of all characters” do you…are you not aware of who Venom is like…as a character….a concept…Venom is the fuckiest character in Marvel history..this is literally the least surprising outcome
Venom is an alien slime that bonds to you physically and emotionally and transforms you into a muscle monster with huge teeth and a three-foot tongue and you’re SHOCKED that people want to get in on that? do you live in a cave?
THEORY: those are all people who aren’t into dudes so like, they’re super straight guys and super gay ladies who just haven’t seen she-venom yet
there’s a venom for everybody
oh??
some of you are furries????
oh??
some of you are carfuckers??
If we’re talking vehicle Venom’s…
(Warning: transformation apparently designed by a madman. and is frustrating)
yeah see they even got you covered if you’re into them transformlybots! You can’t wait to get up in that blocky metal chassis! In a sexual fashion I’ll bet!
I get it, though, some of you aren’t into any of this stuff
but….
I raise you ….
….whatever this is:
eh??
eh???????
Just kidding, of course I know what that is, it’s fish man venom with a moray eel hand riding an inflatable stingray version of himself.
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