the concept behind 24 Hours to Hell and Back seems to be “gordon ramsay thought kitchen nightmares took too long” combined with “gordon ramsay wanted to do dramatic reveals where he pulls off his fake moustache to reveal that he was actually gordon ramsay the whole time”
incidentally this gif of gordon ramsay dressed as a farmer frantically whispering to an actual farmer might be the most important thing i’ve seen all day
One of a Kind Life Like Enchanting Lunar Moon Light Lamp! Soft Light to give off the Moonlight Vibe for the surrounding area! Make someone’s Day with with one these Unique Lunar Moon Lamp!
Currently on Sale and if you use the Code: MOON you get an additional Discount!
I NEEEEED this! Adding to my endless Christmas list!
I have one and they are dope!!!
I got one of these over the break and it’s great!
Sis gave me this for Christmas, it’s even more amazing than I thought cuz when you charge it it’s red like a blood moon, when you unplug it just touch a small silver circle, the only part non identical to the moon’s features, and it lights up, you can make it bright white or yellowish with a tap of the finger, hold the tip of your finger on the same spot to make it brighter or darker. And the details must be 3d printed cause when it lights up its a perfect replica of the moon, even the far side, not like the cheap lumpy knock offs at toy stores, this is a real detailed thoughtful peice of art. Best part, I get to carry the moon around with me to light my path at night, fall asleep reading by moonlight, and guess what…I actually have the moon that people have been fantasizing for centuries about capturing, lassoing, and bringing down to earth as a show of their love. I finally have the moon!
My mom fucking got me this for christmas. I am shook
my best friend got me this when she visited me irl for the first time and its the best thing ever!
i have one of these and absolutely love it
everything above is true, but the battery also lasts an incredibly long time! i havent charged mine in at least two weeks and despite leaving it on all night the past few nights the battery isnt dead yet.
I got mine!
My manager got one and had it delivered to work and was playing with it all day until he broke it by accident… he was so sad.
i got mine
Ok. But honestly, how would WEREWOLVES react to this?
Either
a) “please turn off your light, it’s giving me a weird feeling I ought to have a tail”
b) Have one in every room, loves them unironically.
c) *madly flicking the switch on and off* HAHA YES FINALLY, THE TABLES HAVE TURNED, HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM APPLES
Just imagine some exec struggling to keep a straight face and feels the laughter coming on so tells the salesmen to get out of the damn office.
oh no, it’s even better than that—he hated it, and hated them, and after they left he cleaned it all up but missed a single strand on a single lamp. and then his bosses walked by and went “hey what’s this” and he tried to explain that these idiots had sprayed a bunch of nonsense all over his office, and his bosses were like “this seems neat! how much did you order? i understand if it was a lot but we should probably have started small”
so he had to dig their card out of the trash, where it was presumably buried under discarded silly string, and give them a call
(or so it went according to the inventor of silly string, who i am choosing to believe because if that happened to me i would also never let that guy live it down)
The worst thing that ever happened on the moon base was one time Magnus made eye contact with Lucretia across the cafeteria and she paused and then dabbed really fast and Magnus was like “guys I just fucking saw the Director dab” and Taako was like “no you didn’t, don’t lie to us, shut the fuck up” and he never could convince anyone of what he saw