Lucifer is my Mom Now

yourplayersaidwhat:

Context: Our DM just introduced Lucy (Lucifer) into our Vampire the Masquerade campaign. My blind character snuck off to talk to her some more about weird dreams she’d been having and in the midst of this conversation Lucy offered to heal my PC’s blindness “free of charge”. Obviously my PC accepted this great deal.

DM: After healing your eyes her hand lingers almost tenderly on your face while you look around in shock.

Party:  Awwwwww!

DM: Did you guys seriously just aw Lucifer?

Me: Shes my mom now.

yourplayersaidwhat:

Our bard has died and revivify failed. At the temple many clerics prepare the raise dead ritual.

Our party cleric cradles her head gently in her hands, surrounded by the bard’s friends and boyfriend, leans in close to begin her contribution to the resurrection ritual.

Cleric: I bet you’re loving this, you fucking drama queen.

tag urself as a student type

parkerstudy:

coffee: always frantic, has a crammed schedule, never stops consuming caffeine, will agree to go to a party even if they have a six a.m. shift the next day

bujo: organized, likes to makes lists and keep track of things, plans outfit the night before, stresses when they get a grade less than a B

oops: stopped caring in the third grade, somehow manages to get okay grades, never studies, kind of lazy, would eat Waffle House at 3 in the morning

sweatshirt: is trying as hard as they possibly can, has to study and work hard for their grades, constantly stressing, has social anxiety, tries to do every extra curricular under the sun

aesthetique: probably vegetarian or vegan, has a “mom jean” 80′s aesthetic, glorifies local cafes, wants to live in Europe, always wants to cut their hair

gothique: black clothes only, still stans my chemical romance, uses sarcasm as a defense mechanism, desperately wants some tattoos, likes the black lipstick look but too shy to do it