Rachel: My brother, who is a grown man, just whispered, “Oh, this is going to be so fucking efficient,” before spraying Febreze directly into the ceiling fan and proceeding to cough his guts out when it blew back in his face.
sorrowverse supergirl has the backstory that i mistakenly remembered her having in the animated series, which is the lone survivor of a kryptonian lost in space family, accustomed to exciting space adventures
sorta like if earth had exploded while the robinsons were in space, and also a ship malfunction killed everyone but penny
i. had not considered comet. my instinct is “a regular horse that kara put a cape on” but that is free to change at the slightest whim–wait, i’m reading these search results and they’re saying that comet is actually a shapeshifting centaur who could be either a regular horse or a man that dated kara. he’s a werehorse who only becomes a dateable man in the presence of a comet. i guess that means my stance is “what the fuck”