johnnythirteenguns:

andromeda3116:

so i saw some people discussing how loki in ragnarok shouldn’t have been at all phased or subverted by dr. strange – which i agree with, but also, hey, it’s comedic and you can argue that he was taken off-guard, but upon re-watch, something stuck out to me –

there’s this moment when they appear at the bottom of the stairs and thor rolls down the last couple and stands up and he says

we could’ve just walked.

and it made me think of how magic works in terry pratchett’s novels, how (to paraphrase) the hard part wasn’t turning someone into a frog, it was not turning someone into a frog when you knew how easy it was.

like, the whole scene with dr. strange is just. all magic. all pointless magic. unnecessary magic, when, well. they could have just walked.

whereas loki doesn’t really rely on magic overmuch in the movie – he uses it as a tool, when he needs it, but if the job can be done with plain old non-magical trickery or a knife, he just uses those. he resorts to magic when he’s cornered by valkyrie, he uses it when his goals are most directly accomplished by using magic rather than by other means.

whereas dr. strange is using magic all over his scene, just to use it. just because he can. magic was unnecessary for ninety percent of what he did in that scene, the only time he needed magic was to whisk them away to norway. but he teleported all over the place even when he only needed to move a few feet, gave thor an ever-refilling beer that just spilled everywhere, floated around to make a show of how ~magical~ he was, when…

he could have just walked.

i mean, i’m very sure that the filmmakers intended it for comedic effect, but there’s also a layer there of dr. strange being much less comfortable with magic than loki is – loki doesn’t need to bust out the magic at every opportunity, it’s simply a skill, a tool that is completely under his control and at his disposal. whereas dr. strange (at least in his scene in ragnarok) is showing off, which reeks of insecurity.

i guess i’m thinking… if you take the magic away, loki is still a deadly, formidable opponent with many tricks up his sleeve, but dr. strange is just a guy in a cape.

this is good and true because in the comics loki and dr strange got in a fight in a parking lot and then both of them had their magic taken away so loki just punched stephen through a wall and called it a gay ass day

penny-anna:

penny-anna:

penny-anna:

penny-anna:

penny-anna:

penny-anna:

penny-anna:

penny-anna:

Pointless LOTR headcanon of the day: Frodo & Merry both take after their mothers, meaning Frodo looks more like a Brandybuck than a Baggins and Merry looks more like a Took. This is a constant source of petty contention.

(Pippin meanwhile absolutely takes after his father & is the most Tookish looking)

Merry: call me a Took one more time

Gandalf: if it looks like a Took and acts like a Took it’s a Took

Merry: I will END you

Gandalf is the only nonhobbit in the fellowship who understands the minutiae of Took Vs Brandybuck Vs Baggins rivalry & he delights in it, everyone else baffled

Frodo: look it’s perfectly simple. The Brandybucks don’t like the Tooks because they play golf and think they’re better than everyone because they occasionally go on adventures. The Tooks don’t like the Brandybucks because they live on the wrong side of the river and like boats. And nobody likes the Bagginses because they’re annoying.

Aragorn: are you… Including yourself in that

Frodo: I said what I said.

Frodo: now the Bagginses don’t like the Brandybucks OR the Tooks because they’re highly disrepectable but also richer than they are. And as far as a lot of the Bagginses are concerned I’m a Brandybuck because I grew up in Buckland and I have the Brandybuck Profile

Merry: which just means he’s not pug-ugly

Frodo: quite.

Aragorn: this is all ridiculous. Keep going.

Gandalf: Hm now I wouldn’t say UGLY but… every Baggins I’ve ever met has been perfectly Round or perfectly Square… There is no middle ground.

Gimli, baffled: Frodo isn’t round OR square

Merry: that’s because he has the Brandybuck profile

Gimli: so… Is he a Brandybuck…

Merry: ABSOLUTE not

Frodo: slander!! I’m a Baggins how dare you

Pippin: was your father a Round Baggins or a Square Baggins

Frodo: my father… Was the ROUNDEST Baggins who ever lived… A perfect Sphere of hobbit…

alolanawkword:

grimchild:

akarah-sommah:

bogleech:

darkado:

memecucker:

so they really made a movie based on those ‘WHAT IF POKEMON WERE REAL’ deviantart renderings from the 00s

Actually, yes.

He did stuff like this:

holy shit proud of him

@grimchild look, it you

Oh hey its me! It was a crazy experience to get that call. They were looking at a list of realistic Pokemon and said, “lets get that guy!”

Actually I feel a bit better knowing it was actually this guys work, good for him.

Whenever Belladonna was told that Bilbo got into a fight, I imagine her top priority was if he won.

penny-anna:

orionsoreo:

penny-anna:

tehri:

penny-anna:

that’s canon

Bungo: I sent Bilbo to his room. He’s not to come out for a while.

Belladonna: Howcome?

Bungo: Didn’t you hear? He got into a fight.

Belladonna: … Did he lose?

Bungo: … What?

Belladonna: Is that why you sent him to his room? He didn’t win?

Bungo: WHAT

it’s a Took thing isn’t it

Some hobbit, marching Pippin home in disgrace: exCUSE me sir… your son was BRAWLING with my son… please speak with him!

Paladin: of course

Paladin: *crouches down to talk to Pippin* did you win son

Pippin, bleeding: I kicked his arse 😀

Paladin, ruffling his hair: good job!!

Other hobbit: IS THAT ALL YOU’RE GOING TO SAY

Paladin: oh I’m so sorry!

Paladin: *crouching down again* don’t use that kind of language it’s uncouth

Scandalized hobbit: your son is over there trying to attack a wizard with a toy sword!!!

Belladonna: is he winning?

Gandalf, laughing: yes he is!! I am defeated! Oh no!!!

rosebeaches:

i am an idiot sometimes but sometimes i am an idiot to be funny you know? for the joke. and i want people to know the difference. sometimes my actions are purposeful. sometimes i think. i want you to know that. even when i am just being a regular idiot i choose to say things knowing i am an idiot. i am the chooser of my own fate. i am the god of my own reality.