Yall ever just fcking CRY because yamato’s trying to explain that Naruto has a disadvantage against Sasuke and that he’ll get badly hurt if he tries to fight Sasuke with wind element. but all this lovesick gay gets out of the convo isn’t that his element is weak to sasuke’s but that he makes sasuke’s fire stronger. He’s compatible with sasuke. Like for a sec yamato thought naruto’s thinking logically about being “compatible’ as in he can defeat sasuke’s lighting based chidori with his own wind based rasengan but, no, this smitten fool is talking about his wind strengthening sasuke’s fire. He doesnt care that Sasuke can hurt him but that he can make sasuke stronger, keep him alive. He sees it as a positive rather than a big negative and yamato’s so done and so am I
Listen, yes of course Eddie Brock is an exceptional example of an alien fucker but I need everyone to understand that the symbiote is canonically from a planet where not only does everything reproduce asexually but the even idea of wanting any kind of relationship with a host was considered so insane and devious that the Venom symbiote was sentenced to death for it. And consider how weird a human must be to them. Humans are as much aliens to symbiotes as symbiotes are to humans.
What I’m saying is in terms of being an alien fucker, NOBODY beats the Venom Symbiote.
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