song-of-the-moon-1025:

nitrostreak:

peterpdaily:

#he’s doing his best
bonus:

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I can’t reblog without these tags? These are an integral part of the post.

Everyone in Peter’s class gets super hyped when they see Spider-Man on the news the day before an exam because that teacher will just coincidentally forget every copy of the test at home, what a shame, guess you all have one more night to study oh well,,,,,, if any of you were doing important things yesterday it’s real lucky you get this extra time to prepare,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

pochowek:

pochowek:

tired: Having children so someone can give you a glass of water on your deathbed
wired: Starting to work out right now and working out your entire life so you can get your deathbed water glass your damn fucking self with your 90 year old ripped arms

Im going to be the strongest old person at the nursery home and im going to bully and beat up all my neighbors. and the staff