Context: Our party had gone through a series of difficult trials to meet a deity who could see all time and would answer one question per player. My character asked if he will find his soul mate and the deity said that soon he would meet his soul mate.
Me to the DM after we’ve left the deity: Hey, soooooo if I️ go back to ask another question, will I️ be killed?
DM: Yes, you probably will
Me: Buuuuuutt, what if it’s a good question?
DM: You’ll have to find out
My character: *goes back to the deity* Heyyyy! So you told me I️ would meet my soul mate here soon. Are you by chance……single?
The DM then proceeds to laugh her ass off and spare my character because of how ridiculous the question was.
adhd culture is rewinding something because you stopped paying attention and missed a bit, then forgetting to pay attention to the bit you missed and having to rewind it again, then forgetting to pay attention to the bit you missed and having to rewind it again, then forget-
If you have billions of dollars it shouldn’t be a crime to steal from you. You’ve got enough money that your security should be your own responsibility and anyone who manages to swipe from your hoard deserves applause for besting a supervillain
Over a billion and you reach the social connotations that dragons have, as in stealing from you is considered a Challenge rather than a Crime
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