Owl needs a hug. (via babapaku8889)
Author: graygryphonbackup
Why he sleeping like a glitched npc character
literally just learned after 23 years of existence that annie get your gun is not a sequel to beloved redhead musical annie.
bet your bottom dollar that tomorrow there’ll be blood
“I’m currently fostering some kittens and they met my continental giant today who is 5 months, look at their faces.”
Photos/caption by Hannah Randall
And the bunny looks so apathetic
ativantaliban-deactivated0988:
(Chanting) ancient cheese with a deadly disease ancient cheese with a deadly disease ancient c
CAN WE STILL EAT THE FUCKING BOG BUTTER?
Fellas we’ve got ourselves 2 outta 3 ingredience for a legendary Grilled Cheese
Grilled cheese!!!!
HELL YEA BAYBEE WE DONE IT !! GOD HERSELF GONNA GRILL US A CHEESE
Tonight we dine like kings
Alien watching in fascinated horror: “Why are they like this? What the fuck evolutionary conditions lead to this?”
Other Alien: “Dunno. Twenty qulaxons says they go through with it.”
First Alien: “ You’ve been observing them too much, you’re beginning to mimic them.”
Other Alien: “The bog butter looks good though.”
First Alien: “That’s it! You’re going in quarantine!”
Inktober: how does a phone work underwater half a billion years ago anyways?
Motherly Cleric, to crying woman: Are you alright? What happened?
Crying Woman: T-The goblins… they attacked me… they k-killed my husband and children…
Motherly Cleric: How long ago was this?
Crying Woman: Just a couple days ago
Motherly Cleric (OOC): Okay, so too soon for flirting
I hate people who call me. I don’t have a phone so you can reach me, I have a phone so I can read fanfic on the bus.
me at 8pm: you know im kind of tired maybe i’ll actually get to bed at a reasonable hour like 10 or 11 or something
me at 2 am:
This Is a Backup Blog 