Hey wanna hear the most telling thing about me as a 17 year old dnd nerd
I made up a villian for a campaign that was a black dragon and his name was Oblivion of Roses.
Ok so our man Oblivion of Roses lived in a bog and pickled dead bodies in swamp water as black dragons do, but he was like… fancy about it.
His lair was this big network of caves that were half submerged under the swamp, and the entrance was hidden by like throng vines and liechens that had bright red flowers all over them, hence the moniker “of roses.” He had red flowers all over the place because he liked fancy things.
He had levels of Bard and would polymorph himself into an elf or human A LOT and had a whole band of goblins and lizard folk he’d like force to play like cabaret music for him all the time and they were like… basically his slaves because if they fucked up he’d like kill them and they were terrified of him.
Here is a simple rendition of a common scene inside Chateu Oblivion of Roses
27 dicks were drawn on the teachers car. 5 suspects. zero answers.
– kiba is the main suspect. known dick drawer, everyone at school considers him a loser and a lost cause. claims he didnt do it. alibi: was supposedly getting high w his equally weird friends, shino and hinata (the proof: a live video of him drawing his fursona), but said he was going to take a shit at priceless moments (a deco shop at the corner) at the exact time when the dicks were painted. suspicious. motive: hes stupid. additionally, he is known for getting into frequent prank wars w friend naruto. could this be a prank taken too far?
– sai: second suspect. sai is also a known dick drawer and dick talker, but his quiet demeanor in classes caused people to forget about him at first. alibi: none (but the suspect raises an interesting question: “why would i paint dicks in the parking lot when i could do them at home and keep them?”). motive: also none. is it fair to judge sai based only on his love of dicks?
– naruto is a suspect for being a known pranker and the class clown. is associated with kiba. alibi: supposedly at his best friend slash rival slash fuck buddys, sasuke. no proof besides sasukes testimony, who said: “get fucked its none of your business”. motive: once again, it might have been a prank war that went too far. the spray paint is also a known naruto signature: in 2016 he was found guilty of spray painting the schools statue of its first principal, hashirama senju. question is, is he dumb enough to repeat a similar prank after being caught the first time?
– sasuke….. sasuke has the motive. just one day before TDI (The Dicks Incident) sasuke received a B on his spanish test. all of his classmates confirm: sasuke was very nervous and argued with the teacher. is this motive enough? his best friend slash rival slash fuck buddy, naruto, lets it slip during our interview: “yeah, he was- he was pretty mad, dude. i know its a sensitive issue for him because of his brother, yknow… itachi is fluent in spanish. he can get pretty… unreasonably competitive where his brothes concerned”. and guess what: one of the spanish teachers tires was slashed.
– gaara: scary fucker. pushed a kid down the stairs in middle school and threatened like everyone of murder. could be up to anything. motive: is scary. alibi: none of the students had the courage to ask
AGAIN. I see nothing about this side of the country on this site. PLEASE. Send as much as you can manage their way – support, money, whatever you can.
My hometown (Balikpapan) was literally accros the sea from this city. when this happened, some of my friends told me they could actually feel the earthquack from there.
It was started with 7,7 magnitude earthquack and continued with a 10-18 Feet tsunami. So far it’s been reported that 384 died and 540 Injured, research still continues.
My sympathy goes to the people from Palu, Danggola & Mamuju, especially to the families of those who have lost their lives, to the injured and to all who have been affected by this terrible disaster
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