Sasuke and Naruto, having both spent most of their formative years living alone, are notoriously good at household shit. Naruto installs half of his friends’ HVAC systems for them. Shikamaru swears up and down he once saw Naruto disassemble and reassemble a microwave in under a minute. Sasuke has a real, existing vege garden and knows thousands of lifehacks. Sasuke “bad eggs float in water” “milk washes out ink stains” Uchiha. It pisses off and bewilders every single one of their peers to no end that these emotionally volatile weirdos are the most functional homeowners on earth. Meanwhile Sakura cried earlier because she accidentally spilled white wine into her toaster and set her pop-tarts on fire.
Lucretia had definitely had taako’s elderflower macarons before the candlenights episode like they’re one of his signature recipes and she had loved them for 100 years
BUT she also knew that they were his own, secret recipe that no-one else knew so she was like ‘hmm ok if i eat one i have to be sure to react like i’ve never had one of my favourite macarons before, if he thinks i’ve had them before he’ll get suspicious, ok Lucretia just… act… natural’
& long story short that’s why ‘hot diggity shit that is a baller cookie’
Lucretia, mentally: nailed it
Taako: haha the whole recipe is in my book!!
Lucretia: …
Lucretia: this pretense has been wholly unnecessary
*later*
Lucretia: *leafing through a newly purchased copy of taako’s cookbook trying to commit to memory which of his recipes she can and cannot admit familiarity with* okay okay okay this is fine okay
*still later*
Lucretia, sweating: *pointing at recipe for a dish taako made almost every week on the starblaster* hey taako… this looks… good… could you make it??
Taako, drinking a milkshake, only half listening: do i look like i work for free
Magnus: why don’t you just make it yourself there’s instructions right there
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Right now, they’re throwing everything out for far lower prices – because they’re closing shop. So if you need/want any of these, now is the time to get it, I guess.
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Horses just be standing around in fields naked eating some of that sweet sweet grass
What a life
Do centaurs graze
Can u just catch a centaur grabbing that green shit from the ground and shoving it into thier mouth hole
Majestic
centaurs do not graze. their human faces are not designed for chomping cellulose all day. from this we can infer that they have an omnivorous digestive system to match, and thus a narrower abdomen than horses. centaurs are sleek, deadly consumers of everything but grass
unless they have an extra horse head growing out the human tummy in which case all bets are off
actually, every single reply to this post is either wrong or a coward, so here’s my nuclear take
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