THE LATEST YO KAI WATCH SHADOWSIDE YO KAI is an entire horror movie that came to life as a yokai when the test audience found it too disgusting to watch and killed the director’s career and now it traps people in personalized nightmare worlds because it just wants attention and for somebody, anybody to finally watch it
his shadow side form is a xenomorph projector monster
the kids get all the yo kai together to see if somebody can finally handle watching him
every single one runs out except this one little girl who just loved the entire movie and now he’s happy and he has a friend
NEW YO KAI: “I’m sorry, I only plunged random innocents into some pit of unimaginable torment because I used to be a bee or some spaghetti or something and now I’m lonely, I’ll put them all back now”
MAIN KIDS: “Aw well as long as you’re sorry let’s be friends forever”
HUMAN VICTIMS: *allegedly okay now but just never seen or acknowledged again*
supervillains fucking hate fighting the x-men because the teams change constantly and sometimes there are??? totally new people there???? fuck there’s a teenager who literally just has eyes all over his body. is he even technically a superhero yet or is he a student. who the fuck knows. how do we counter this shit
When one seems completely non-mutated and they’re like
And no matter which team it is, Wolverine is there. Is it the future? Wolverine is there. Is it an alternate reality? Wolverine is there. Is Wolverine dead? Wolverine is there.
Was Wolverine never born in this alternate reality? Wolverine is there.
Does Wolverine only exist as a non corporeal spirit? Wolverine is there.
Is Wolverine only a philosophical construct used to explain our place in an uncaring universe? Wolverine is there.
Is Wolverine only a theological concept used to explain mankind’s struggle against the universe? Wolverine is there.
Is Wolverine there? Another Wolverine is also there.
And let’s not forget when the villains just switch sides. Last week this guy was on your side now he’s next to Wolverine and kicking your ass.
those “monkey brain/human brain” posts except the monkey brain is presented as the rational one
monkey brain: extra body hair provides warmth and producing it but then cutting it off wastes valuable nutrients
human brain: hehe leg smooth
*looking at a tiger*
monkey brain: that animal right there is a dangerous predator adapted for stalking, chasing, and quickly dispatching of creatures like us. we should find high ground to get away from it before it sees us
human brain: hehe kitty wana pet
monkey brain: the ocean is the last place we want to be right now. we’re not built to swim and we’ll likely drown within five minutes. and let’s not even get into what might want to kill us once we get into open water
human brain: wheee swimmy
Monkey Brain: go to sleep already, we only have so much energy stored over.
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