bogleech:

God you can practically hear some people licking their lips at the first excuse they can find to say that “illegal immigrants broke a law by definition and are therefore ALREADY ALL KRRRRIMMMMINNNUHHHLLLSSS!!!

They’re fucking HORNY for this pedantic bullshit maneuver yet they sure don’t characterize themselves as “criminals” if they ever got a parking ticket or downloaded an mp3.

And the simple act of entering our country does no more inherent harm than either of those things, nor has any evidence ever demonstrated that undocumented immigrants are especially likely to break any more serious laws. Just the opposite, in fact.

winterrhell:

I don’t post a lot on social media, and if I do it’s never about anything really personal. So most of you wont know anything about this unless you are a close friend of mine or family member because honestly, it’s been hard to talk about for a while. Over the last year and a half my family and I have been going through a big change in our lives and honestly it’s been hard to process. But now I’ve accepted it and am seriously so proud of it.

I hate to ask for help as it’s never come naturally to me, but sometimes asking for help is the best thing you can do. My brother is about to undergo top surgery and due to special circumstances caused by insurance we are now in a time crunch to reach a financial deadline in order to make the surgery date that is scheduled before the end of this year. So please if you can, donate, share, and keep your negative comments to yourself ✌🏼♥️

flamingbluepanda:

flamingbluepanda:

*red alert goes off*

Jim, opening his eyes wide: I’M GONNA BE LATE FOR CLASS

Jim, 10 seconds later: oh wait I’m 33 *goes back to sleep*

*a moment passes*

Jim, suddenly sitting straight up: THE RED ALERT IS GOING OFF

Jim, 6 seconds later: oh wait that’s the captains job *goss back to sleep*

*a moment later*

James Kirk, .2 seconds later, violently vaulting himself out of his bed: I AM THE CAPTAIN

BONUS: Spock who remembers that they’re both on leave and are in fact on a vacation and are simple civilians, laying in their bed: *snore*

This is it. The best post I have ever made. Nothing I do will ever compare to the mental image of a sleep deprived James Kirk vaulting himself out of bed and screeching that he’s a captain while spock sleeps through it all.

mistermustachiogmc:

wishem:

qualitydoggo:

brendaonao3:

sensei-wrong:

symbiote-spideypool:

peter and wade are fighting side by side and when peter runs out of web fluid, he grabs a gun off wade’s belt and wade has this transcendent moment of i’m going to watch spiderman shoot my gun at a real live bad guy

but peter just fucking throws it at a bad guy’s face and knocks him out cold

The impact causes the gun to go off and shoot wade in the dick. Spider man spends the next several minutes frantically apologizing while cable laughs his ass off for the first time in years.

Pretty sure I’ve read this comic

@wishem please omg just a quick doodle or something even

I am sorry Cable looks like that

Don’t you dare apologize for perfection.