I love how we throw millions of dollars at one animal with a terrible track record regarding conservation efforts, all while ignoring that ~6,000 species of amphibians are declining at alarming rates, affecting the ecosystem on a global scale
V: Hey Siddy guess what happened with that Luke guy S: I hope you’re contacting me to report he’s been turned, or failing that, taken prisoner, or failing that, killed S: and if you call me Siddy one more time I am officially changing your name to Darth Vaddy on all the official documents V: nah the Luke guy fell down a shaft and my Force senses tell me he’s still alive S: how did you manage to accomplish this particular military outcome using the tens of thousands of troops under your command V: not important V: the important part is S: oh no V: just before he fell down the shaft S: please tell me you didn’t V: I was like “Obi-Wan never told you the truth” S: Vader what is WRONG is with you V: “I am your father!” S: do you HAVE to try to convince every Jedi that you’re their father
Okay in my house we have a strange tradition. My mother builds this beautiful Christmas village.
It wraps all around our house through the rooms and under the trees and it’s wonderful.
Every year she hides the Christmas Vampire
This started when I was a very small got child and spread to all of my friends, including my best friend from elementary school who I just so happened to grow up and marry. Now that we have grown up and moved nearly 600 miles away we still always go home for a week at Christmas for multiple reasons, including the Christmas Vampire.
Needless to say we still partake and things have gotten heated.
Stay tuned for the epic conclusion and to see my husband and father in Lin-Manuel Miranda’s sooty costume when I find the Christmas Vampire First!
Happy Haunting!
Dad has no fricken clue how to trash talk and I don’t trust him in the slightest.
The saga continues. Mom hasnt finished the village yet and it’s starting to get to her….
Hahahaha, I mean I love this on multiple levels. But what really threw it over the top was the mom’s anxiety over the world-building and city design being right. I feel you vampire-hiding mom, I feel you.
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