executive dysfunction: you need to do this thing
me: how?
executive dysfunction: idk have you tried sitting and feeling guilty about it?
Tag: actuallyautistic
me, age 13: i’m going to be the most responsible adult ever
me, age 22: i’m gonna executive dysfunction for 6 hours straight before eating an entire cake and NOBODY CAN STOP ME
Person *asks question about Special Interest*
Me: You have just triggered one of my cutscenes
*me, not comprehending a passage* ok lets try that again!
*doesnt comprehend the passage*
ok lets try that again!
*doesnt comprehend the passage*
ok lets try that again!
*doesnt comprehend the passage*
ok lets try that again!
*doesnt comprehend the passage*
ok lets t
autism problem #600
When you’re overwhelmed and just need to zone out for a minute and stare into space and people start waving their hands in your face trying to get you to “snap out of it”
autism problem #598
When you discover you are likely autistic and keep finding things you connect to your potential autism, but feel guilty because you worry you might be reaching, even though the evidence points to you actually having autism
autism problem #588
“You can’t use that as an excuse for ______”
autism problem #563
when something is in your way and you forget how to move it or go around it so you stand there forever
autism problem #550
when you’re like “it’s so late and I’m so tired I’ll just go to bed without doing my bedtime routine” but that turns out to be impossible
