yourplayersaidwhat:

*meeting a guard npc*
Rogue: I give her the lesbian once over
DM: *rolls die* she just kinda shrugs, doesn’t seem interested
Like three players at once: oh she’s straight 😦
Rogue: what did you roll for?
Warlock: that was the kinsey roll
DM: yeah that was the kinsey roll

gothicprep:

the reason why people are so hard to read is because they are composed of the letters a, t, c, and g in random sequences and as im sure you know, that doesn’t spell anything

snowflakeeel:

I’m reading the first chapter of my Ichthyology book for homework and so far my favorite quote is:

“Humans are not the pinnacle of evolutionary progress but only an aberrant side branch of fish evolution.”