We keep her for the laughs.

yourplayersaidwhat:

Context:  The bard is known for rolling terribly 90% of the time.  She just tried three times to use the hand-crank to pull up the bucket from the well in a town that had been overrun with the dead, and finally she got the bucket up.  

Bard, OOC:  I check the water in the bucket. *rolls a 1*

Bard, IC:  This looks good!  Very drinkable!

Cleric/Ranger, OOC:  I would also like to check it.  *rolls high*

Cleric/Ranger, IC:  Dia, that’s 

blood

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