I cry “I will have my revenge!” then I eat the spider
– the Paladin

fuckinstoplights:

Our laundry room has ants so I laid a bunch of traps and stood there mocking the ones that crawled into the traps

Is this how it feels to be starscream

EDIT
there are more ants and they are in the kitchen they brought an army and my plan has backfired horribly

this IS how it feels to be starscream