the best marvel universe is earth-65 because that’s the one where gwen stacy got spider powers, sam wilson is a woman and the original captain america who got lost having interdimensional adventures instead of getting trapped in ice, peggy carter has an eyepatch and is the head of shield, and logan is a cursed former-samurai called the immortal mr murderhands
I have this really stupid and terrible Stolen Century headcanon that during one cycle Barry decides to grow a full beard and almost every other member of the IPRE fucking hates it. (It doesn’t look BAD, exactly, it’s just you get used to someone’s face looking a certain way once youve known them for almost a hundred years and its WEIRD)
The crew begs him to shave it off for months. He refuses because Lup thinks it’s cute.
Davenport: Barry, that beard is against IPRE regulation.
Barry: Since when? Merle and Magnus also have beards?
Davenport: Since… … Uh… … … Please?
He looks over Lucretia’s shoulder and she’s drawn a little cartoony illustration of him in one of her journals and written “INCORRECT” underneath it in big block letters.
Magnus: Barry I love you and you’re my family and you’re perfect but I can’t stand your face right now and I refuse to look at it
Taako leaves a straight razor on his bed and he’s not sure if it’s a gift or a threat.
Merle: Who the fuck are you?
(No one can tell if Merle is joking.)
Lup: ♥‿♥
Sorry to hijack this and ruin it with terrible formatting but these were so good and I was inspired and had to doodle all of them:
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