i want to start an all-positive conspiracy theory movement. chemtrails promote healthy bones. the moon landing was faked to give people something to believe in. the reptilians only wear skin suits to avoid startling people.

knitmeapony:

poison-liker:

a softer new world order

So a fun story for you: I used to do social media for the American Dental Association, and if you want to see conspiracy theories google up ‘fluoride in the water supply’ some time.  From time to time I’d follow these sites all the way down the rabbit hole, because well, you never know.  

My very favorite discovery ever was on some anonymous message board somewhere, where someone claimed to have documents proving that while fluoride in the water was  a government conspiracy, it was a nice one — that when we had enough fluoride in our bodies, it would burn the greys (aka the aliens) when they tried to touch us to abduct us.  It was a quiet conspiracy to protect us all.

So!  They exist!

explodinghye:

heard some non-savory comments from my family about my dear ball python so i was inspired to make some little psa’s about snakes!!! they are our scaly friends do not harm noodles
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