rubyfruitjumble:

pinkaneli:

snapslikethis:

i’ve seen the ‘describe me the way an author would in a book’ but that is super boring so please describe me the way someone would in a really, really bad fanfiction

PLEASE

omg

swordsagainstdeath:

ask meme: put three things in my askbox that look like they could be part of an ask meme, but in truth are just a string of barely-related words/letters. i will answer them somehow.

some examples:

• apple juice, marigold, J
• 37, mint chip, periwinkle
• tesseract, tin can, bulb

guysgetdepressedtoo-26:

wh-isky:

 WILL WRITE ABOUT THE FOLLOWING, LEAVE ONE IN MY ASK BOX.

• Dear person I hate,
• Dear person I like,
• Dear ex boyfriend,
• Dear ex girlfriend,
• Dear ex datemate
• Dear ex bestfriend,
• Dear bestfriend,
• Dear *anyone*,
• Dear Santa,
• Dear mom,
• Dear dad,
• Dear future me,
• Dear past me,
• Dear person I’m jealous of,
• Dear person I had a crush on,
• Dear girlfriend
• Dear boyfriend
• Dear datemate
• Dear pet

this could be really fun.

arigato-sasusaku:

warlordenfilade:

A+: OTP
A: I love it
B: It’s really cute
C: Not a bad ship
D: I’m neutral on it
E: I don’t really like it
F: NOTP
N/A: I don’t know the ship well enough

Bring it.

YES

January: sexuality/preferences
February: city/state
March: favourite colour
April: favourite hair colour & favourite eye colour
May: favourite manga & favourite anime
June: favourite book
July: favourite song/band
August: crush names
September: instruments I play/ want to play
October: favourite game
November: if I changed my name, what would it be
December: random fact about me

argpara:

Send me a ship and I’ll tell you:

• who the fuck put the peeps in the microwave
• who forgot to put the cat outside before sex
• who posts vines of the other doing embarrassing shit
• who breaks the most phones
• who dies first
• which one I could see as being lactose intollerant
• who thinks they can do something really well even though they can’t
• who is more likely to get kicked out of the bed
• who uses the computer most

geekhyena:

a-singer-of-songs:

:

Put an assumption in my ask. I’ll confirm or dispute it. I’m not gonna be mean or anything, I’m just very interested.

The first person to say, “You’re a jackass with too many opinions about all the wrong things to have opinions about and you should probably be studying because aren’t you in grad school?” loses because I already said that just so you couldn’t.

Neener neener or something?

DOOO IIIIIITTTT