dogs: “wow this isn’t food and hurts to eat I better finish it fast then”
Oh we don’t have dogs but our friend’s dog needed surgery for eating too many toys and another friend’s dog to this day has a chunk missing from her tongue because she broke a glass peanut butter jar and tried to eat the mix of broken glass and peanut butter
here she is the toy eater and her name is Basil and her mom says she only has little rocks inside her butt head
…..does this mean cat people hurl cats at the ground?
you just kind of… open ur arms and they sort themselves out. if you try and place them down they get mad and wiggle and make everything worse
some friends of mine have the most un-cat-ish cat i have ever met
my quintessential example of this:
i was holding him in my arms petting him while we were picking out what games to play that night. when we’d decided on a few, i needed to put the cat down in order to, you know, carry boxes. so i started letting him down, expecting that he’d eventually do the cat hop thing… but he never did.
i ended up lowering him all the way to the floor. and even then he never got his feet under him. i just sort of… plopped him down on his side as he stared up at me like a betrayed sack of flour.
I saw this so clearly in my mind and I’m never going to stop laughing at betrayed sack of flour.
The people at the stable I used to take horseback riding lessons at would literally hurl their cats through the air into piles of hay.
I groom one of these guys every week and he’s quite possibly the love of my life. We play a game called “brush, brush, kiss” because as long as I say “brushbrushbrushbrushbrush” he’ll stand nicely, but the second he gets impatient or I need a break I say “KISS” and he explodes into a ball of joy and kisses my entire face and anywhere else he can reach. It’s the best part of my week sometimes!
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