“average person behaves injuriously towards me ten times a year” factoid actually just statistical error. Fortunato, whose thousand injuries I had borne as I best could, is an outlier adn no I don’t know where he is stop asking
This post is two and a half years old, but I’m glad you’re all enjoying it so much. I do have some more finely aged memes, if someone will only help me carry them up…
Tag: Edgar Allan Poe
this seems like as good a time as any to pitch my game Super Cask of Amontillado, where you, as Montresor, must frantically expand your wine cellar in order to entomb a bevy of your nosy and irritating friends and neighbors.
r u the friend that bricks their friend into their wine cellar or r u the friend who gets bricked into a wine cellar for being so damn annoying
Naughty Wine Connoisseurs Must Go To The Ancestral Cellar To Atone For Their Sins
I was interested to know whether there had been any noticeable uptick in searches for “the cask of amontillado” since this meme began and while there has, it’s the exact same uptick which has occurred every fall in recent memory as high school teachers have geared up for their spooky october literature units
it looks very similar to a reading of a heartbeat…..a specific heart…..that won’t stop beating……..from under the floorboards………
someone with a wine cellar please invite trump to their wine cellar with promises of vintage amontillado
Show him how to build a real wall.
this is my favorite response so far
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