enterprising-gentleman:

Planet Alaalu’s equivalent of Night Vale Community Radio.

“A friendly and hospitable world where the sun is warm, the oceans are splendid, and everything is absolutely fine. Welcome…to Alaalu.”

"Our top story tonight, listeners: due to suspected influence from Esemeli, the Daughter of the Daughter of Light, shesh and shesh byproducts have now become malevolent forces of shadow. Word has been put out by the government that anyone continuing to practice ceiff farming will be immediately arrested. Representatives stressed that there was no need for panic. Quelt, the planet’s wizard, could not be reached for comment, as she is currently beneath the planet’s crust searching for metal.”

"This just in: three strange beings have arrived on our largest island. Two of them are bipeds like us, but much shorter, and their companion is four-legged and ominously fuzzy. This last individual has been observed chasing flocks of ceiff—perhaps he is aware of the danger of shesh and shesh byproducts. Alaalids, I do not know why these mysterious and elegant strangers are here, but something has changed in the wind.”

"And the keks are still building a miniature, intricate city on the beaches, out past the edge of the Cities. They will not tell us why they are building, but lately, their designs have grown more complex still, and they have been heard to say that something will be happening….soon.”

"And now, let’s go to the weather….”