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“hi optus? can i have dan’s number, i want to take them out for a beer and possibly marriage.”

Dan from Optus is politely not having any of your racist crap today

I want to buy Dan from Optus dinner

Wow!

That last one is a very polite burn. A+

Damn, Dan, you are really fucking good at that.

“Australia is a nation full of languages, some 200 plus of them are native to Australia, but English is not one of those native languages.”

I WOULD LIKE TO MARRY THIS PERSON.

Dan from Optus is a bloody legend.

Dan from Optus for Australian PM.  

Dan from Optus for Leader of the World.

“Australia is a nation full of languages, some 200 plus of them are
native to Australia, but English is not one of those native languages.”

Dan will be having none of your shit on their plate, thanks much.

@dadhoc