If you don’t strategically eat your food so that the last bites to go in your mouth are the tastiest look at your choices
Tag: food
have y’all ever had communion bread that was just so….nasty? like i know we have to suffer as christians, but do we really need to have whole wheat bread as the body of christ?
my old church used hawaiian bread. my standards are high
Some old housemates of mine were Syrian Orthodox. At their church different members of the church took turns baking the bread that would be consecrated for the Eucharist. This was all well and good until one woman baked raisin bread. This led to the memorable occasion of a rather flustered priest, who had not seen the bread until that moment, declaring, “This – except for the raisins – is the Body of Christ.”
EXCEPT FOR THE RAISINS omg
a guide to candy
orange: probably tastes like an orange
yellow: probably tastes like a lemon
purple: probably tastes like grapes
everything else: you might as well be eating bertie bott’s every flavor beans my dude because who the FUCK knows
Better yet: rice is gross don’t eat it
I’m not even willing to understand my intense hatred for you anon
this just in: anon burns up and dies in a hole, for disrespecting the grain
Cronch
nut loaf
Bitch i thought that was rocks!
thats not bread that’s a core sample from a beach
Bitch what the absolute
FUCK
Whoa my aesthetic
CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
10 tricks you didn’t know you could do with your food.
By Blossom
The internet went from showing food recipe videos to alchemy in less than a decade. There’s going to be a quick video on how to make the philosopher’s stone from tomato sauce next week.
THEY FUCKING PLOTTED IT IN MATLAB I’M CRYING
theres no way in hell you can guess how this video ends
WHAT
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