adayunwired:

forestwildflower:

naturallycurlycoco:

localstarboy:

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I’m mad he really tried to hop across and go get it

Mag flies out

Pants fall down

Lmao

That there was the longest, hardest string of critical 1 rolls I’ve ever seen occur in real lifes

unpretty:

batsukenji:

unpretty:

unpretty:

while completely accurate to the comic, i still feel an indescribable emotion the first time movie Tintin pulls out a photorealistic handgun

You mean earlier on when he’s ready to straight smoke a dude in the front lobby of his apartment building? I love this movie and how it, somehow, transitioned perfectly from that vaguely noir beginning to a full on motorcycle chase involving tanks and a hawk and the good captain in a dress.

yeah i couldn’t find a good screenshot of the actual scene that would capture without context that feeling of, “this has been a fun cartoon hardy boys mystery setup about a ship in a bottle, but now there is a strange man on tintin’s doorstep, and tintin’s first instinct is to pull out his fucking gun

which is totally reasonable considering the shit tintin gets up to and yet it’s still so startling that i always forget it happens and i always start laughing myself to tears

wouldnt a guntana work better if it was a normal gun but when u fired a blade would shoot out and bam, its time to duel

thisarenotarealblog:

athanatosora:

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endoplasmicpanda:

iguanamouth:

god you mean. like this

alternatively: a gun that just straight up shoots swords

never bring a sword gun to a knife gun fight

Apparently none of you have seen “4chan designs guns”

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And my personal favorite

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The best one is clearly the Bowie knife with an attached rifle scope.

Gosh I don’t know, I’m torn between the bowie knife and the “stab yourself in the shoulder so the gun is more secure!” stock…

yuo see ivan…