junkverse:

Ever since I drew some things I’ve had too many Pokemon headcanons and not enough energy to draw them so screw it here are my headcanons for Pokemon biology and a bunch of other shit:

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Ooh, I like this so much! Especially your talk about the potential mistreatment of show Pokemon being ignored. I have a character who owns a contest hall of her own, and who has therefore seen the darker side of contests and coordinators as well. It’s been a bit of a wake-up call for her too, since she used to think that contests were much safer than battles.

logicalabsurdity:

I wonder if oaths of office in astahfrith societies are based on the Oath
Really it makes sense as a thing
Swearing by life that you will guard growth and ease pain, in the ways that don’t involve talking the universe into things but instead talking Congress into things
Which is prolly harder than talking air solid so uh

songofsunset:

littleskywatcher:

tatterpig replied to your post: dear code, what do you think you …

perhaps a more dairine callahan approach, which is this approach but with swearing

depends on when we’re talking.

baby!programmer dairi would have not so much swearing as “you WILL work because i say so or so help me i will make you regret it

junior-wizard!programmer dairi would have much of the same in the Speech until the first time the computer actually took offense and turned itself off mid-compile. (it refused to cooperate until she had apologized profusely and explained that she wasn’t actually annoyed with the computer, she recognized that it was merely doing its job.)

high school!hacker dairi would indeed be much of the same but with more swearing. (she learned early on not to code while harry was in earshot—she was legitimately convinced that his eyebrows would literally disappear into his head if she wasn’t careful.)

at some point nita gets her a rubber duck as a joke. (it looks like darth vader. nita finds this absolutely hilarious for reasons that are unclear to dairine.) she refuses to acknowledge it at first, but after one awful all-nighter that duck becomes the best-educated programming duck the worlds have ever seen. it’s a good listener, and feels important when things work out and dairi praises it to high heavens. she’s not convinced that it doesn’t understand half of what she’s saying, anyway.

headcanon that wizard’s programming rubber ducks tend to develop a weird amount of sentience over time.

darthstitch:

hungrylikethewolfie:

shitarianasays:

callmekitto:

tygermama:

cacchieressa:

queenofthedwarrows:

thundering-god:

acquaintedwithrask:

strangelikethat:

candyandcusswords:

Cutest Thor Ever via Mary Sue.

This is adorable!

I AM GOING TO ACQUIRE THIS CHILD AND LOVE HER

THIS MIDGARDIAN CHILD HIS GOOD TASTE!  METHINKS PERHAPS WE ARE SEEING A FUTURE FEMALE WARRIOR!

My head canon is that each of the Avengers ends up with core group of fangirl/boys, like Natasha’s (or the one she acknowledges) are teenage girls mainly who see her as their hero, little boys love the Hulk, but Thor? Little girls between like the ages of 4 and 10, cause dude he is a Prince, who rides on a rainbow bridge, and is basically the fairy tale prince in real life. And Thor fucking loves it. His room at the Tower is just plastered with drawings they send him, and he tries as hard as he can to respond to each and every letter he gets. 

HEADCANON ACCEPTED.

And Clint and Tony would try to tease Thor about it but he’s just so proud of all his little fangirls and of the drawings and other things they send him and he’s so earnest about it that Clint and Tony end up more than a little jealous.

I AM SO OKAY WITH THIS IDEA

and oh man I just picture him meeting one of his little baby fans and they have their own little baby mjolnir and he asks her if she’d like to hold the real one, and her eyes get all big because what?? only thor can hold mjolnir! she knows that!! So he crouches down next to her, gently holding her hand as it holds mjolnir so that even though he’s the one holding the weight, she gets to feel like she’s actually the one holding the hammer and her eyes go half as big as her whole head as grins all big and he tells her ”clearly you are worthy, little warrior!”

STOP IT

MY POOR HEART

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Need this on my blog.

enterprising-gentleman:

What if after Deep Thought deduced the Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything, but had its Answer largely snubbed by the people of Magrathea, it decided to manifest as the Transcendent Pig and wander the universe, in search of someone who would make better use of the Answer?

The two have similar levels of knowledge and senses of humor, after all…

elidyce:

Headcanon: Years after the books, Kit and Nita have twin boys. Nita insists on naming them Frederic and Edward, despite Kit’s reservations. (She’s always *naming* things and it never ends well.)

Fred is a powerful wizard with a knack for manipulating energy spectra and a near irresistible charm. He loves helping people and going to new places.

Ed is a quiet, gentle wizard who focuses on healing and maintaining balance. He has a powerful affinity for water and anything living in it, but downplays it around his parents so he won’t freak them out.

Years later, Kit asks Tom and Carl if they are the way they are because of their names, or if Nita named them because of what they are. Carl tells him that it’s a chicken and egg question. Tom adds that maybe it’s just a matter of symmetry. Phred and Ed died for Nita and Kit. Nita and Kit brought Fred and Ed into – or back into – the world. It works out.

dajo42:

a student walking to the edge of the hogwarts lake and saying “hello giant squid” and the squid surfaces and says “YOU ARE THE FIRST STUDENT TO TALK TO ME IN SIXTY YEARS” so the student sits down on a rock on the shore and they talk about life

a few years later the student learns to cast a corporeal patronus and it’s a squid. obviously

avatar-trisana:

levels of headcanon:

  • This is heavily supported by text/subtext and is likely what the creators intended for me to get from this 
  • this is sort of supported by the text and could, conceivably be what the creators intended for me to get from the text/subtext
  • there is no evidence either way
  • there is slight evidence against my headcanon, but I don’t care
  • I’ve stopped giving a shit about canon