I love it when I click on a recipe link because it sounds yummy and instead of a recipe I get a several page dissertation on a food blogger’s boredom with her marriage and lies she was told in childhood
this ending in a recipe literally changed my fucking life i thought i was being spread some fucking truisms abt the ugliness of marriage but it was literally a preamble to creme brulee brownies. writing is fake
conservatives get offended by the weirdest shit
imagine masculinity so fragile that you can’t even touch your own face
If you touch a man’s face it’s Gay. Even your own face. Gay face-touching has infected the youth of America.
Imagine the shock when self driving cars are everywhere, and an old person dies en-route to a family gathering or dinner party and just turns up dead
A+++
Back in my day, we didn’t have these self-driving cars with dead bodies inside them. When you died inside your car you just caused a fucking accident and killed more people, the way God intended.
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