I know there are peaceful solutions but we will definitely find the guys trying to capture us if I get arrested Me trying to find the corrupt cops so I could burn them I mean interrogate them (via yourplayersaidwhat)
strappycat: minerfromtarn: chiribomb: caseyd1a: hieronyma: Scottish women of the Highland Games–kicking ass, wearing kilts and making you swoon. Yessss @thefingerfuckingfemalefury Source: songbeechahlay
Crystals for banishing someone: morticious-delicious: spell-bound-life: Any of em if you throw em hard enough This here’s my banishin’ rock.
one-for-all-plus-ultra: xekstrin: icedsilver: tilthat: TIL plants make caffeine to defend themselves against pests. Caffeine is toxic to birds, dogs, cats, and it has a pronounced adverse effect on mollusks, various insects, and spiders. via reddit.com Coffee plant: *evolves caffeine* Safe at last Humans: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Why are we like this…. the fact that we can’t drink sea water even tho its the most common type of water just bc its 3% salt yet we can safely consume multiple forms of literal poison and even benefit from doing so just blows my fucking mind
personalgremlin: the last time I honored my feelings was when I was 8 and dug a really big hole in our back yard and got in it