I like how on Tumblr we all have lots of sass but in real life we can’t say hi without fucking up.

shredtheaqua:

You know a girl is mad when she starts off her sentence saying “I just find it funny how ” because there’s a 99.9% chance she did not find it funny.

I just realized how often I say this.

follow me, i’m a good reblogger

free-booty:

I don’t mean to interrupt people I just randomly remember things and get really excited I’m sorry

Reblog if you’re a nobody on Tumblr but you’re still very proud of your blog.

officialfrenchtoast:

when u really want to say something but everyone keeps ignoring u

patchesoftheuniverse:

the problem with reading a good book is that you want to finish the book but you don’t want to finish the book

jawnthetimelord:

onlyarandomwhovian:

tsarbucks:

phdix:

phdix:

hey kids, wanna hear a spooky story?

the college application process

financial aid offices

COMMON APP ERRORS

TAXES

A D U L T H O O D

When you meet someone equally as weird as you

letthe-wildrumpus-begin:

livesstillposed:

sodamnrelatable:

I feel like this is essentially how all of my friendships start.

The friendship ritual has begun

innercitylights:

i fuckin hate the type of person who enters a room when a show is on and starts talking. what the fuck is wrong with you. who the fuck raised you. are you an animal. get out of my house