CollegeHumor: The 10 Lies You Tell Yourself Every All-Nighter
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how often on a daily basis do you wonder if you’re One Of Those Annoying People Who Cant Take A Hint and people only respond to you bc they feel obligated
i need a hug right now also nine hundred thousand dollars in cash
me when i am mildly inconvenienced: thIS IS THE WORST THING THAT’S EVER HAPPENED TO ME
me when i am legitimately hurt/distressed: no no it’s fine i’ve had worse
facts
the next movie you’re planning to watch: the true meaning of smekday
the last movie you watched: the secret life of walter mitty
the book you’re currently reading: the school for good and evil: a world without princes
favourite female fictional character: nita callahan/gratuity tucci
the number of songs on your iPod: don’t have an ipod
that song that’s been stuck in your head: no single song in particular
the fictional character you identify with most: gratuity tucci
favorite word: supercalifragilisiticexplialadocious
There are two types of single people
- desperately wants to be in a relationship
- desperately wants to remain single for as long as possible
I am both.
when you tell your friends a joke and no one laughs
What happens when teens are home alone
According to social media: wild and crazy party time!
Me: fuck yeah I can take my headphones off


