Me: I’ll sleep early tonight and get a good 8 hours
Me: *watches entire season of tv show*
Me: *reads every book i own*
Me: *goes on quest to find the holy grail*
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I LOVE JOKES THAT ARE SO TERRIBLE THEY BECOME FUNNY IRONICALLY I LITERALLY LAUGH SO HARD AT THOSE ITS EMBARASSING
Why couldn’t the man find his map
why
Because he lost his map
being friends with someone who intimidates you because they’re so amazing
do you ever have a plan for the day and suddenly it’s 4pm and you’ve achieved literally nothing
I believe Douglas Adams and John Lloyd came up with a word for this feeling.
this is the name of my street
please dont sit right next to me while im on the computer that is just not happening
im gonna start working on this in 10 minutes no exceptions
me fucking lying to myself (via youtubeofficial)
my favorite eye color is your eye color and my favorite height is your height and my favorite weight is your weight my favorite hands are your hands my favorite knees are your knees
that person you just called a nerd? they are a giant nerd. you made a good call on that one
Forever wondering if I am contributing to a conversation by using my own experiences or being self centered and rude.
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