takapsica:

There’s too many to count.

I love good bread. Like flat bread???? Bitch! Then the bread that’s hard on the outside but soft in the inside….with the fucking butter?????…..bitch…………

actualhawke:

in hindsight i never had a gay cousin so i really should have known it was gonna be me all along

therightnippleofarcher:

you: power of friendship stories are so cheesy who even likes those

me:

hemingwai:

new cryptid: tumblr users who have never changed their url

drarrytrash:

me: u know better than to read WIPs because u forget what happens and then u get upset
me, trying to pick up where i left off in a WIP: what the FUCK story is this

kristoffbjorgman:

Someone: why do you only seem to watch animated movies aren’t you an adult

Me:

Your problematic fave: international friends

theblamegabe:

– live in irresponsible timezones
– use incorrect measurements systems
– too far to hug