me: say it— i need to hear those three words
library database: Full Text Online
me, shedding tears: i love you too

Video game things I’m good at:

Knowing every obscure scrap of lore ever introduced

Being pretty bad at the actual game

im gay and im procrastinating

shitboy96:

reblog if you too are currently gay and procrastinating

leviohsaw:

I wish there was a codeword for “you sprung that plan on me too last-minute and I didn’t have enough time to mentally prepare myself” because I feel kinda bad when someone spontaneously invites me to do something and I’m just like no no no no I need wARNING I have to have enough time to build up my social energy

Source: userboxess

pbkdf2:

someone: discourse

me: oh my god theyre so right

someone else: thats bad discourse. heres my discourse

me: oh my god thats the real truth. also i have no sense of identity and have no idea if my opinions or genuine or fabricated

how to roleplay

the other person, or you: hey we should rp
you, or the other person: hey that’s a neat idea. let’s do that
them:
you:
them:
you:

imanes:

me: im bored what should i do

my brain: here’s something productive that u have been procrastinating on doing for literally three mont-

me: haha u wild. anyways only realistic suggestions please