
Tag: me
new cryptid: tumblr users who have never changed their url
it is i. the Unchanging
it’d be cool if i could…………………function
I always want to hear you talk about your special interests. always. got a thing about Russian politics in the 1700s? tell me about it. know entirely too much about the mating habits of aquatic animals? nice, bro. can literally recite every Star Wars movie line-perfect? that’s fuckin impressive. even if I’m not personally interested in whatever it is you’re infodumping about, I’m happy that you’re interested and excited, and I’m willing to learn about things my loved ones care about
^THIS I love when people love stuff!
i just really want some friends right now who are ready to do some complete teenage cliché indie bullshit with me for at least a week like, driving an old car singing loudly to alternative 90′s music, stopping at cheap gas stations to get food in the middle of the night and take pics under the neon signs, visit a museum and take pictures of each other with the art, spend the day in one of our garages or basements filled with some band equipment and record our lame jams, sit outside on the bleachers and watch the sun go down, throw a quick last minute party in someone’s house when their parents aren’t home with red plastic cups and trashy music, sit on a roof and watch the stars, kiss boys and girls, just go somewhere without a plan and see where we’ll end up
“In a game with no consequences, why are you still playing the ‘Good’ side?”
Because being mean makes me feel bad.
I arrive in the kitchen
ready meal: on the counter
instructions: forgotten
package: already thrown out
I FORCIBLY REMOVE THE MEAL INSTRUCTIONS FROM THE GARBAGE
tbh im not even just a double texter im a decatexter like ill impulsively send 10 seperate texts instead of fitting it all into one whos gonna try and stop me

