i enjoy video games because they let me live out my wildest fantasies, like being assigned a task and then completing that task

when you are in a hurry and someone wont let the conversation end

autism problem #706

autismproblems:

When people think you’re being rude/don’t want to talk to them because talking on the phone makes you so anxious you hyperventilate a little.

youaretheworstburr:

do you think anyone has ever angst listened to theater music the way normal angsty kids listen to linkin park or mcr like time to blast some gethsemane and spring awakening

katbelleinthedark:

vickisigh:

I hope I can talk to you more and get to know you better.

To all the friends I’ve made here on Tumblr: thank you for talking to me and generally putting up with Me & My Shit™. Some days the possibility of talking to you is the only thing I look forward to.

vatoprincesa:

Don’t you hate it when you’re dead inside and run out of apps to refresh

Source: itsfunnytomemke

eccentric-nae:

This applies to so many friendships honestly

Source: deepsexts

me: wants to be hugged and held, is totally touch starved and needs to be cuddled
also me: allows only a very limited number of people to touch me at all, let alone in a slightly intimate way. barely ever allows myself to show emotional weakness around people. gets anxious when someone hugs me for too long.

Artemis Fowl II is honestly one of the most relatable characters ever

icandrawthings:

miss-coverly:

because in literally every book of the series he’s like “wow I should exercise more… why did I not exercise before I started doing all of this running and jumping??… I NEED to work out… crap the only thing I’ve lifted in the past 12 years is my phone HELP ME… as I run to my death, I think of all the various reasons why working out would benefit me… Butler I promise I will exercise after this pls just let me survive”

but then over the course of EIGHT ENTIRE BOOKS he never actually manages to work out once, and if that’s not some A+ self-destructive procrastination then I don’t know what is

Does anybody remember that time he was supposed to be working out in his gym but decided to build a super laser instead and butler was just so disappointed in him like wtf??