roachpatrol:

jumpingjacktrash:

idk that’s how my irl friendships go too

like i’d drive you to the hospital at 3am and i’d trust you to feed my cats while i go on vacation but how many siblings do you have, i have no idea

my mom is terrible at this. i’ll say ‘so my friend—’ and she’ll be like where do they work? what’s their real name? do they have a wife? and it’s like I DON’T KNOW, MOM, THEY JUST WRITE REALLY GOOD TORTUREPORN. 

hyperempathy things

hyperempathyfeels:

• *sees inanimate object* hi!!!! how are you??? i am your friend!

• Instant Tears whenever someone raises their voice

• “you’re overreacting” *crying* “NO I’M NOT!!!!”

• you can never give away old stuff because that is Mean and everything is important

• everything is your friend. trees are your friend, birds are your friend, lightbulbs are your friend.

• when u just kind of Absorb emotions

(add on if you’d like!!!)