mockingjaysinmyhead:

gordacrybaby:

bepeu:

you ever been so stressed that youre calm

this is my constant state

my chill is fake

“How are you so calm?!”
“I’ve passed beyond stressed, beyond hysteria, into the grey misty indifference of complete shutdown of all but emergency services in my brain.”

9pm: “I’m going to bed now.”
10pm: “I’m going to bed now.”
11pm: “I’m going to bed now.”
12am: “I’m going to bed now.”
1am: “I’m going to bed now.”
2am: “I’m going to bed now.”
3am: “FUCK.”
4am: “FUCK.”
5am: “OKAY.”

autism problem #691

autismproblems:

when you always get separated from your parents when you’re out with them because you can’t pay attention to where they are and to remembering the groceries or looking at art or whatever else you’re doing at the same time

Me: *changes the toilet paper roll*
Me: I am the backbone of this household

someone: I don’t like [favorite character]
me, hovering over the unfollow: am I this petty

Source: webcomicname

Source: floccinaucinihilipilificationa

thomas-is-so-vine-and-kind:

“really?” I say to inanimate objects that are not working like they usually do

scifi-reality:

Putting off assignments like:

[Later comes]

mjalti:

anytime someone checks in w/ me to make sure I’m ok, half of me is really grateful and the other half is berating myself for being so dramatic that a separate physical entity had to stop the process of their life just to make sure my bricks were still up in a wall