Friend Things

bokutow:

bokutow:

  • whispering inside jokes/memes during a time when you’re supposed to be Serious™

  • driving nowhere in particular while you try to figure out what to do
  • the “Default Hangout”
  • differing ideas of acceptable movie theater behavior lead to threats
  • ordering from the appetizer menu at 11pm
  • “can we please have separate checks?”
  • borrowed sweatpants
  • the likelihood of sharing food is either 100% or 0% there is no in between
  • “did I leave ______ at your house?”
  • texting each other your weird dreams (capslock optional)
  • using parents’ first names (is it a joke? who the fuck knows)
  • tag-team storytelling 
  • only the shittiest finest jokes 
  • it’s anyone’s guess what fuckery is gonna happen if you make eye contact in public
  • passing the phone
  • aux cord fights
  • why get up if you can just throw the thing to whoever needs it
  • putting on a movie to appreciate while you talk over it

also: 

  • receiving pictures of dogs that are captioned “it u”
  • ditto with pictures of memes
  • the scramble you do when u get the “i’m here” text
  • saving bad pictures of each other
  • song of the week 
  • knowing the personality of each other’s pets