“So how’s life?”
Tag: me
guidance counselor: so what are your goals for this semester?
me:
two types of chats
group chat: lol look at this meme you pieces of shit
private chat: i don’t know anymore. im hoping that someday i’ll just know what to do. sorry for complaining and thanks for always listening to me
Friend Things
- whispering inside jokes/memes during a time when you’re supposed to be Serious™
- driving nowhere in particular while you try to figure out what to do
- the “Default Hangout”
- differing ideas of acceptable movie theater behavior lead to threats
- ordering from the appetizer menu at 11pm
- “can we please have separate checks?”
- borrowed sweatpants
- the likelihood of sharing food is either 100% or 0% there is no in between
- “did I leave ______ at your house?”
- texting each other your weird dreams (capslock optional)
- using parents’ first names (is it a joke? who the fuck knows)
- tag-team storytelling
- only the
shittiestfinest jokes- it’s anyone’s guess what fuckery is gonna happen if you make eye contact in public
- passing the phone
- aux cord fights
- why get up if you can just throw the thing to whoever needs it
- putting on a movie to appreciate while you talk over it
also:
- receiving pictures of dogs that are captioned “it u”
- ditto with pictures of memes
- the scramble you do when u get the “i’m here” text
- saving bad pictures of each other
- song of the week
- knowing the personality of each other’s pets
Its pretty late, I’m gonna go to bed *browses every social media site known to man for over an hour*
someone: do u want to go do this thing w me
me: ……………in theory
yo what are you always so stressed about?
me:








