anxiety: ur gonna be late!!! get there early

me: *is 15 mins early*

anxiety: no ones here ur in the wrong place!!!

have you ever read the description/summary of a book and thought

this is so

Heterosexual™

anartisticanomaly:

phantomcat94:

meefling:

You Aren’t Boring I Just Suck At Conversations I’m Sorry: a novel by me

I’m Not Ignoring You I Just Don’t Know What To Say: a sequel by me

I Feel Like I have Nothing Interesting To Say So I Don’t Say Anything At All And I’m Really Sorry Don’t Stop Talking To Me: the trilogy.

Sometimes I Don’t Know What to Respond With, But I Definitely Want to Acknowledge What You Said, so I Just Say “hehehe” or “mmm”: a series reboot by me

Source: onlytwitterpics

me, age 13: i’m going to be the most responsible adult ever
me, age 22: i’m gonna executive dysfunction for 6 hours straight before eating an entire cake and NOBODY CAN STOP ME

trapcard:

a lot of mental health memes are so funny it’s nice to be able to laugh at my severely corrupted mental state with the company of others in my same position

winnifredfoster:

someone: thinks they followed me for regular specific content

me, reaching into my fuckign mixed bag of a blog: ha

Person *asks question about Special Interest*
Me: You have just triggered one of my cutscenes

avucado:

let’s play the “how much time can i waste before i start crying about how stressed i am because im procrastinating my life away” game

Why the signs stay up all night

Stress: Virgo, Libra, Cancer, Capricorn
Internet: Gemini, Aries, Leo, Scorpio
FSDHJKDNMAJK: Aquarius, Taurus, Sagittarius, Pisces