I am a professional at misreading tone and overreacting to problems that most likely don’t even exist

Am I lazy or is this another Depression Session™

me: i hate being mean if i could solve everything kindly and peacefully i would do it in a heartbeat hurting another person should always be a last resort
an Important Person™: this person upset me
me: kill them

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bowserfucker:

Don’t talk to me or my 78 insecurities ever again

yaushie:

so who else gets irrationally afraid and embarrassed about their interests being known to people in real life

urbancatfitters:

*has one uncomfortable interaction*
*is fucked up for 3 days*

angstyvibes:

my favorite way to hang out is so lowkey like u wanna watch reality tv all day in our sweats?? ok. wanna do homework n barely even talk except to complain about how much work it is?? ok. wanna read different books while sharing an entire tub of ice cream?? ok. going out is so much effort like sometimes u just wanna enjoy someone’s company without doing anything “special” and i think those are actually the most special times