reblog this if ur the friend that walks in the grass when the sidewalk is too small

me: god, i’ve been writing for hours
word counter: 283 words
me: BULLSHIT

rynnay:

This is great news.

Oh thank god.

when u reread a message 7 times and still don’t know how to respond

autism problem #563

when something is in your way and you forget how to move it or go around it so you stand there forever

*re-reads my own story*: Damn this is some good shit
*gets to the part where I stopped writing*: WTF WHERE’S THE REST OF IT HOW DO I GET MORE
Brain: You’re the author, if you want more you have to write it
Me: *flips tables*

friedchickenugget:

me when i go on vacation

Source: friedchickenugget

boydivisionss:

do u ever remember all the horrible offensve things u said when u were like 15 and u literally feel ur soul detach and turn 2 dust

donutsastrology:

“You can’t hold a grudge forever.”

“…I know”: gemini, cancer, virgo, libra, sagittarius, pisces

“Watch me”: aries, taurus, leo, scorpio, capricorn, aquarius