When you make awkward accidental eye contact with a stranger while idly looking around so you make a point to keep idly looking around so they know for sure that’s all that happened but then you also worry they might notice that’s what you’re now doing and you feel even more awkward
Tag: me
“Do you like that show?”
“I certainly enjoy the self indulgent version of it I wrote in my head after it began to disappoint me.”
autism problem #550
when you’re like “it’s so late and I’m so tired I’ll just go to bed without doing my bedtime routine” but that turns out to be impossible
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autism problem #549
when you try to take a shower and you’re completely unsure whether or not you have gotten yourself clean or cleaner
autism problem #548
when it’s hard for you to say no in the first place and when you do the people around you go “are you sure? why? you’re really sure? I just don’t understand. I was sure you would like to do this!”
me: *encounters something slightly difficult*
brain: you have to cry
me: why
brain: you gotta
autism problem #547
when people ask you how you are feeling or why you did something and you don’t know but they don’t believe you
I was dying to
hear
someone sayThat I didn’t need
to try so hard to be perfect,
That i was enough
and
it was okay.
(via bled)
someone: whats your favorite [insert literally anything here]
me: *forgets everything i’ve ever enjoyed* uhhhh
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