Currently

“so how you doin’?”

i’m into really low commitment hangouts like lying on the floor near each other or falling asleep together or falling into an endless void together

enlargers:

“can i ask you something?” my immediate reply says “go for it" but my mind has already gone through the seven stages of grief

socialjusticeteruteru:

i do not like them sam i am

i do not like

pinkmanjesse:

does anyone else get really anxious during the weekends because you’re aware of how poorly you’re spending your free time and you know that there’s something more productive you could be doing but you just can’t think of anything so you continue to be on the computer

me: i shouldn’t get nervous about this minor thing
my brain: ♪♫~how bout you do anyway?~♪♫

autism problem #510

autismproblems:

When you forget to drink all day and you are really thirsty but you can’t drink anything because your favorite glass is dirty and none of the others are the same.

siderealsandman:

When your ship will never be canon but you don’t care

bloodyxbaroness:

diabadass:

wealthyhugepenis:

i really like stickers but at the same time i don’t because once you stick them somewhere that’s it, it’s finished, and i’m just not emotionally stable enough for that responsibility

I have been waiting for this post my whole life.

I was trying to explain this to someone one day and they basically told me I was crazy.