somebody: if you REALLY cared about things you’d remember them
me, a person with memory problems who consistently forgets information pertaining to things and people i love deeply: okay

Tag your oc who everyone thinks is so chill and amazingly cool but is actually always internally screaming and has no idea what they are doing.

You know the one.

I wish I could send the RNG to dice jail

@sunrisenebula (via geekhyena)

fractionalrabbits:

@covertwallace

Source: dsm-vii

11 year old me: As an Intellectual, I always speak with flawless grammar. I would never misspell any words, unlike the intellectually challenged heathens.
Me now: lol its tmie 2 get memed up in ehre r u redy

The “emotional wreck but pretends all is well” squad

yastrology-noroscope:

Scorpio, GEMINI, Capricorn, Virgo, Cancer, Aquarius

friend: are you alright?
me: *finger guns* no!!!

turbo-gay:

I’ll just ¯ _(ツ)_/¯ my way through life

me: *doesn’t eat for 12+ hours*
me: *forgets i’m a biological lifeform*
me: *forgets biological lifeforms require nutritional supplement to survive*
me: why does this physical body i possess suddenly have no energy

dreaminmetaphor:

bansheeandclyde:

Are you ever super obsessed with something for a while and then it fades out into you casually liking the thing and then something triggers it and suddenly it’s back to full blown obsession