me: extensively develops a new au, super excited to write it
also me: is a lazy fake ho
me, begging: please just get up and do the work its not that hard you’ll feel better when you do it
my brain, running away from me, smashing flowerpots with a broom: hey you know what my buddy u can go fuck yourself my guy
me: wow i’ve got a lot of free time rn
brain: do your homework
me:
brain: do your fucking homework
me: ………….anyway
Me: I’m totally independent, I don’t need anyone’s help
Also me:
someone else: *makes a mistake*
me: don’t worry buddy! it is not a big deal! we can fix this! we’ll figure it out!!
me: *makes a mistake*
me: i am irredeemable worthless garbage and i want to die
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